a back-up point of view …
Holy Mother of God do I have a headache.
I’ve had it for 5 freaking days now. wtf? It freaks me out, is it stress? allergies? the 900 cigarettes I smoke? the worlds stiffest neck? brain tumor? grinding my jaw at night? did I forget about a tampon last week and am suffering toxic shock? I’m giving myself a headache thinking about why I have a headache. It’s ridiculous. I haven’t had a headache like this since I was drinking. It’s like a 4 long island iced teas, 2 dirty martini’s, a bottle of champagne and a few tumblers of scotch and 3 hours of sleep kind of headache. I’ve tried 47 cups of coffee, excedrin migraine, motrin, copious amounts of water…nothing’s touching it.
Actually, not true.
My 4 year old’s glass-shattering shriek as he doesn’t beat a level on Mario touches it. As I watch these letters appear…
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somewhere, a rat got its wings 